everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
quick have sex with me i’ll explain later
THIS ISN’T LASAGNA YOU PIECE OF SHIT
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
get this fucking kid off the earth NOW
Leonardo DiCaprio with his fellow friends and actors Johnny Depp and Brad pitt 1995. Three of the most famous actors and people this century.
yet another unrealistic expectation for men
really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy.
oh ym ogod
yeah like that time when i was 16 and decided to get super wasted and threw up on a police officer and got arrested and taken home to my parents house in a police car and then threw up some more and cried and fell asleep in the hallway yes? sounds like a good story for family dinners
THIS IS SO CUTE THIS IS THE FUCKING CUTEST THIGN IVE SEEN IM MY LIFE WHAY THE FUCK IS THI S I WANNA EAT THAT SUSHI OH WAIT ITS NOT A SUSHI ITS A FUCKING KID IN A SUSHI COSTUME I LOVE THAT KID I COULD EAT THAT KID